I swear I’m not abused. I’m just in color guard.
So there it is again. Your third stupid drop today, immediately followed by missing half the new feet put in under the flag feature work. The music is cut off while you stumble, and before the silence can even register your name is being yelled from across the gym.
Your directors voice sounds…
The clean snap of rifle straps in unison is the sexiest thing ever.
Lupita Nyong’o wins an Oscar for portraying a real life slave, and the first thing she did was thank Patsy for her inspiration.
Jared Leto wins an Oscar for portraying a trans woman, and doesn’t mention trans women at all.
I think the point makes itself.
He actually did thank the trans community but Tumblr is so desperate to hate him they are spreading false rumours about him being a rapist.
I think that speaks for itself.
okay I usually try to make it a rule to not reblog things to this blog
but exceptions must be made
Amazing Ideas That Will Make Your House Awesome
YO GIMME THE BOOK STAIRCASE AND THE POOL AND THE BATH BECAUSE THAT’S SOME COOL SHIT RIGHT THERE *GRABBY HANDS*Pretty sure the aquarium bed was in an episode of tanked.
Can you appreciate that this is an animated drawing of someone drawing and it’s fucking perfect.
will you marry me = a marriage proposal
will, you, Mary, me = a foursome proposal
Will you, Mary me = Cavewoman Mary helps Will recover from his Amnesia
Will, you marry me. = Will’s time-traveling partner
will you marry me pussy = me trying to marry pussy
there is a scale of urls and it goes like this, from best to worst:
-canon url, no dashes
-semi canon url, slight letter change or dashes added
-url that is overall generic but means something to the blogger
-url with the letters spaced out with dashes
-[fictional character name]’s [body part] url
-url with slurs in it
-unironic superwholock url
the likelyhood of encountering those lower on the scale increases with every popular post you make. this is your only warning.
do you remember when you were a kid and the doorbell rang you would run and see who it was, now i just run to my room instead
I HAVE FOUND EVERY COLOR CRAYOLA HAS MADE INTO CRAYONS AND RENAMED THEM BASED ON SOME POPULAR TUMBLR FANDOMS.
Some of the shades in between got named weird because I ran out of ideas. I worked on this for a week, guys.
Based on this post.
Oh my god, this is legitimately one of the best things I’ve ever seen here on tumblr.
And the fact that I fucking got all of these references.